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dutchster:

#dale

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

When your sports team loses and you don’t want to talk about it. (x,x)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

  • me (surprised):

    omg

  • me (amused):

    omg

  • me (angry):

    omg

  • me (sad):

    omg

  • me (nostalgic):

    omg

  • me (annoyed):

    omg

  • me (scared):

    omg

In February, we headed to LA to do some work on the album, which was absolutely crazy. It’s a different world out there though at one point I was worried I wasn’t even going to get into the country. All other guys went through passport control fine, then a woman stopped me, called over our tour manage Paul and said: “There’s a problem with him. He needs to go back.” They took me into a room and I thought they were going to keep me there for hours, but thankfully the women who came to talk to me knew who Simon Cowell was and knew I was a band. In the end i was interviewed for an hour about what I was doing there and why I was visiting America. It turned out that my name was flagged up as similar to that of someone they were looking for, so they were just being cautious. I got stopped at customs as well, but again I got through okay as the guy there was really nice.

Zayn Malik, Dare to Dream

In case you’re wondering, this is what racism and islamophobia look like

(via giggleshrug)

  • Boy:

    Babe come over

  • Girl:

    I can't hockey is on

  • Boy:

    I'm horny

  • Girl:

    Did I fucking stutter?

pineapplemario:

gotzeusislove:

"For the last time…STOP FOLLOWING ME AK!"

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"But they pay me for this! Now GIVE ME YOUR HAT SO PEOPLE GONNA THINK WE ARE IN LOVE."

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"I can’t believe it."

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"GIve me MY hat, I fucking miss my hat"

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"Mario shut up and act like you are in love with me."

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"All- DID YOU JUST TOUCHED MY HEAD? ARE YOU MARCO? NO. SO DON’T YOU DARE TO TOUCH THEM AGAIN."

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD